We don’t like to stereotype; you’re a diverse bunch. But there are a few common behaviours or characteristics which, like it or not, mean some of you become a certain ‘type’ of client.
Here are the Top 5, which one are you?
You like the idea of spending time with an escort and spend hours looking at the ads to find one that’s just right for you.
After conducting thorough research you get in touch with one or two to ask some questions about their service and clarify everything that’s mentioned in their ad.
You make a booking, but when the big day arrives you get nervous, become paranoid that someone you know will find out or realise you just don’t have the funds to pay for it.
You get embarrassed and decide to cancel but ‘forget’ to tell your escort. You don’t contact her again which is probably wise because if you did, she’d ignore you or give you a piece of her mind.
Escorts understand that you might be nervous but try not to waste their time. They talk, and repeat offenders will end up on the naughty list on the Time Wasters register. You have been warned.
You are attracted to a particular type of woman and only book escorts who meet your strict criteria. Escorting works for you because you get to spend time with women who have green eyes, magnificent breasts, long legs or beautiful feet.
You are confident and focussed. You read the escort ads carefully to find a woman who satisfies your specific fetish – whatever that might be – and are happy to be flexible with your meeting times and pay the escort’s fees without question.
Escorts like your no-nonsense approach. Clients, like you, understand that this is a professional encounter, not a personal one. Great work!
By day you’re a cheeky charmer, a lovable rogue in the eyes of those who know you.
But, you have a tendency to forget that your escort doesn’t know you, and by chancing your luck and trying to sweet-talk your escort into giving you ‘extras’, ‘freebies’ or a ‘discount’ you’re actually being a little offensive.
For some escorts, your cheeky ways are tiresome and you might find that at some point, the gorgeous blonde or curvy redhead you enjoyed an evening with last week is not available to meet you next week. Or the week after that.
Behave, and curtail the cheek you naughty boy!
You are married, recently went through a break-up or simply crave the company of women but lack the confidence, time or desire to go out and find a date online or in a bar.
Escorts like you because you’re usually very respectful, discreet and considerate.
You never attempt to cross the line and make the effort to compliment your escort and make her feel comfortable. You find one or two escorts that you like and see them regularly as opposed to booking a different escort for every encounter.
You Sir, are one of the good guys.
The only problem you might have is that you become too attached to an escort and want to make your professional relationship, personal.
If that sounds like you then read our handy guide on How to Avoid Making Emotional Attachment to an Escort and save yourself from potential heartbreak or disappointment.
You are the cream of the client crop! You turn up to meet your escort on time and are always immaculately turned out. You pay on time, know how to make conversation, bring a little gift every now and then and are generally a pleasure to spend time with.
Now, if you could just give the other guys some tips…